Vaginas

Vaginas are like tamed lions, one minute you love them, the next you never want them around

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Proper Sex Technique

If the girl is on top it is hard to get her pregnant. The farther you are away from the surface of the earth, the harder it is to get her pregnant.

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Difficult Decisions

Spartacus proves that once you go black, you can indeed go back.

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South Park

Contrary to popular belief, the creators of south park speak the truth.... Gingers have no souls.

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Sun

The Sun is hot.

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The Matrix

The architect from the matrix is the second nephew of colonel sanders.

I Have Spoken

The Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings books, and movies are based on true events in ancient times before the creation of the Earth.

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